Thursday, November 11, 2010

On voting

“A hamburger please, tomatoes, lettuce, no pickles.”

“Some Smarties?”

“Um… no thanks, just the hamburger.”

“A candy bar then? We have many choices: Snickers, Paydays, a Mound perhaps?”

“Listen…Ron is it? I’m really hungry and I don’t want candy.”

“You can live on our new mocha-flavored Toblerone for many more hours.”

“A hamburger please.”

“Mister it will be your own fault if you starve while turning down our food.”

“Candy isn’t food.”

“Yes it is.”

“No it’s not!”

“Twinkie it is, here’s your sticker.”